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  • Colorado/Washington Game Delayed Due To ’11 AM Being, Like, So Early’
  • Florida Lines Up In 11-QB Set
  • Jameis Winston Suspended From Basketball Team Just In Case
  • Alabama Radio Caller Blane Miffin Thinks Crimson Tide Offense Looks Great
  • Winner of Auburn vs. Mississippi State game to be declared head coach of Florida
  • Taysom Hill Suspended For Yelling “Hold her hand right in the palm!”
  • Wake Forest Petitions NCAA To Make Other Football Teams Worse
  • Samford Coach Wondering How Long He Can Trick This 5-Star Recruit
  • Charlie Weiss Spends Majority Of Practice Visibly Sobbing
  • Mike Leach Pulls Receiver Aside To Explain How He Could Have Run Route Weirder
  • Beloved College Tradition Involves Acting Like You Didn’t Receive A College Education
  • Associated Press Ranks Itself Ahead of USA Today Poll for 904th Consecutive Week
  • Mascot Exerting Much More Effort Than Team
  • Happy Referee Turns False Start Hand Signal Into Dance
  • Lee Corso Wanders Off
  • Report: Lee Corso’s Whole Deal Pretty Sad If You Think About It
  • Concussed Freshman Linebacker Wishes He Could Remember His First College Tackle
  • Walk-On Walked On
  • Alabama Football Player Mispronounces Major
  • Fully-Uniformed BU Hockey Team Patiently Waiting by Edge of Pond Until They Can Begin Practice
  • Both Sidelines Erupt Upon Hitting The Over
  • Brent Musburger Now Dating Miss Alabama 1964
  • Sideline Reporter Interrupts Broadcast to Be Hot for Fifteen Seconds
  • BREAKING: BCS Officials Adds Fifth Team to Playoff Just to Fuck With You
  • BYU Announces Another Very Modest Schedule
  • Yeshiva University Experimenting With Innovative ‘Schmear’ Offense
  • ‘Please, for the Love of God’ Inserted Into Every Verse of Colorado Fight Song