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  • Colorado Coach Struggling to Provide Adequate Supply of Pizza to Extraordinarily Hungry Students Camping Out
  • Beloved College Tradition Involves Acting Like You Didn’t Receive A College Education
  • Entire Arena Gasping Every Time Kevin Ware Jumps
  • New Division IV Football To Utilize All-Time QBs
  • UCLA Late to Away Game Vs. USC Because YOU CAN’T PARK ANYWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CITY!
  • Safety Ejected for Hitting Self Too Hard on Helmet After Dropped Interception
  • Associated Press Ranks Itself Ahead of USA Today Poll for 904th Consecutive Week
  • Fantasy College Football Commissioner Impressed League Members Cared as Long as They Did
  • Mascot Exerting Much More Effort Than Team
  • Oklahoma State Players Not Responding Well to Pay Cuts
  • Brent Musburger Desperately Searching for Katherine Webb on Tinder
  • Sports Illustrated Wraps Up Dull Half Paragraph Exposé Into BYU Program
  • Oklahoma State Long Snapper: “What? You Guys Have Been Getting Paid?”
  • LGBT Athlete Groups Campaign for Same-Sex Impermissible Benefits
  • Happy Referee Turns False Start Hand Signal Into Dance
  • Lee Corso Wanders Off
  • Les Miles: ‘I Honestly Didn’t Think $200 Was Money’
  • Muschamp Blame Self for Loss, ‘Could Have Been Louder’
  • Longhorns Running Spread Defense
  • Nick Saban Smirks as Make-A-Wish Child Stuffed at Line of Scrimmage During Alabama Practice
  • Report: Lee Corso’s Whole Deal Pretty Sad If You Think About It
  • Concussed Freshman Linebacker Wishes He Could Remember His First College Tackle
  • Walk-On Walked On
  • Alabama Football Player Mispronounces Major
  • Fully-Uniformed BU Hockey Team Patiently Waiting by Edge of Pond Until They Can Begin Practice
  • Both Sidelines Erupt Upon Hitting The Over
  • Brent Musburger Now Dating Miss Alabama 1964
  • Sideline Reporter Interrupts Broadcast to Be Hot for Fifteen Seconds
  • BREAKING: BCS Officials Adds Fifth Team to Playoff Just to Fuck With You
  • BYU Announces Another Very Modest Schedule
  • Yeshiva University Experimenting With Innovative ‘Schmear’ Offense
  • ‘Please, for the Love of God’ Inserted Into Every Verse of Colorado Fight Song